Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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