So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
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so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
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Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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