yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
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And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
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Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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