i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
he wants to bone in the snuggie
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
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You drunk yet?
Nope. Give me two hours then delete my texts before you read them.
Cant make any promises.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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