So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
Also, beer. Big fan.
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
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