Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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