butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
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