watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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