Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
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doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
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we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
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