the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
You ended at least 6 stories with "and that's why I don't snort coke anymore"
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i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
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The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.