I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
Randomize
