my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
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