Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Fuck Sunday funday. Fuck real pants. Fuck the sun. Fuck Jameson. Fuck my life. Yes, I am hungover as shit sitting in my office eating bacon.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I can't turn off my feet"
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
Randomize