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• (907): View more from Alaska

  scale of 1-10 how well do I give head

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  5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.

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• (516): View more from New York

  you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed

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  well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.

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• (713): View more from Texas

  I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.

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• (313): View more from Michigan

  Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.

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• (425): View more from Washington

  UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD

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• (631): View more from New York

  Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.

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• (336): View more from North Carolina

  I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.

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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...

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• (706): View more from Georgia

  I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.

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  He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...

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• (605): View more from South Dakota

  I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...

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