I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
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Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
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I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok