scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
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whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
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We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...