; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
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