Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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