i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
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Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
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I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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