This girl is more easily done than said...
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
Randomize
