i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
He wouldn't let me put a red handprint on his face or scream to him everytime he walked away.
Why did you want to do any of that?
If someones last name is Wilson, you are obligated to pretend that you are Tom Hanks and they are a Volleyball and quote the movie when you speak to them.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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