I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
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