He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
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he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
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I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
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