i just google imaged poop.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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