But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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