How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
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Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
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U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
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