normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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