Do you still have your period?
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
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i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
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he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
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