me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
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