hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
The old woman next to me on the el smells like cupcakes...but she doesn't taste like cupcakes
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
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How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
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Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
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