Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
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im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
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Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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