before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
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i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
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After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
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