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I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
I am not drunk. I will recite the pledge.
I don't want you to recite the pledge!
Pledge alligien to america to united states of america
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
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the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
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But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
You randomly sent me a black Santa Claus emoji at 2am. I think alcohol was involved.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
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