you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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