had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
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Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
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Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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