I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
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Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
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Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
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