Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
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