arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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