ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
Just drunk tweeted NASA asking them to give me a lift home in one of their spaceships. Fingers crossed
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so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
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Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
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