Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
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