How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
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Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
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Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
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