my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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