Porn is love you can see.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
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His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
Go to the bar. Find a girl. Ask if she can cook. Tell her you have a guitar at home. Ask her if she wants to see it. Bring her home. Sleep with her. Tell her it's your birthday in the morning. Enjoy your made with lust breakfast.
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
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I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
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