right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
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