When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
Have you ever felt like autocorrect is judging you with its suggested words? Like how it won't suggest certain words until you type in pretty much the entire word, is it just thinking 'No way did this dude use "consent laws" in the same sentence as "17th?" Or is that just me.
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
Got out of the uber to projectile vomit in the McDonald's drive thru. Gonna take a break from the Cuervo for a while.
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Randomize
