We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
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