Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
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I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
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I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
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