HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
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Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
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drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
Randomize