Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
I still have that dildo-suction bruise on my forehead and this sweater STILL smells like my Christmas Eve vomit.
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
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