Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
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despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
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I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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