a very overweight girl in the ER just said she trippped over the invisible wii jump rope and fell
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
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I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
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Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
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