did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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