why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
Breakfast is bomb, yo. McDonald's before ten thirty is like Katie Holmes before Tom Cruise.
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
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Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
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Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
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