We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
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she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
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i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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