Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
I managed to convince my mom that my hickey was a birth mark I have always had. She cried for an hour about being a terrible mother for never noticing it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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